Sunday 17 November 2013

Seid Ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger! (SnK Part 1)

Hello, welcome and konnichi-wa! We've begun the final blog year and these last 3 seasons of "A Crazy German's Blog" follow the motto: "Choose not a life of imitation!" And that's exactly what I intend to apply from now on. On the blog posts, on my decisions, on my life. Nothing more, nothing less. Quality instead of quantity. Someone with their own unique style is better than the greatest mime. I don't care what people think or say about me, as long as they talk about me. Because trying to be an attention whore and trying to be remembered is not the same ;) But actions speak louder than words, so let's start with these brand new blog posts! Wait... These blog posts basically consist of words, therefore...

CUT!

Okay, I know what you're thinking right now. Well, actually I don't. But I know what you were thinking the very moment you read this post's title: "What... the...  farfalle is that supposed to mean?" In case you don't dominate the most musical and tender language of the world called "German", I should inform you about the meaning of these poetic verses:

~ Are you the food? ~
 ~No. We are the hunters!~

Yeah, you really have to be studying Batxillerat de lletres to grasp this literary perfection (there is no need to translate that, honestly, this is already too much of an inside joke/running gag to be translated; nooooo, I didn't just say that Batxillerat de lletres is a joke... although)

In case you're one of those ignorant cretins studying sciences (those idiots aren't even capable of expressing themselves) or even worse, you aren't studying at all, then I shall enlighten you with this little piece of audiovisual enjoyment:


Still no clue? What? You're angry or disappointed that it's an anime once again? You think this is becoming some kind of cliché? You can't take me seriously anymore because of my nerdy attitude? 

DEAL WITH IT.

Oopsy, now that I carefully consider, if you're still reading this blog it means you actually like that side of my humble person. Well, the second option is you're the one in charge of correcting this blog and thus you're obliged to read all that stuff.

But back to the topic, you have no idea what the title's supposed to mean even after watching the video? Let me give you a little hint. Listen again to the first 3 seconds of the song. Is the bell ringing now?

This is the opening theme of the first season of one the best animes I've seen in a long time. If you liked Death Note, this one could be of your interest as well. What I'm going to do in the next post is translate the lyrics of this song and... Gotcha! You almost believed it, didn't you? Though, frankly, I'd love to be able to translate the lyrics of this song by myself. Let's make a promise, the day I speak Japanese (because this day certainly will arrive), I will write a post on this very blog translating the lyrics of this song into English. Or maybe another song I'll be liking by that time. And if this blog still exists by then. Because, you know, Google is doing crazy things lately... Like that Google Smell April's Fool stuff. I wish the Google+ Youtube update was an April's Fool hoax as well...

Aaaaaaanyway, what I'm really going to do in the next post is talk to you about Shingeki no Kyojin: Attack On Titan, the anime that features this great song.

So this post is finishing here. Right, it is finishing here. What? You think this is the end because my mind is like a mental puree and that's the reason why I end up talking about a million of things in this post EXCEPT the actual topic, the anime? Naaaaaaaaaaah.
You know, there was that nice comment on the official 2BATSPACE© website:



 No, I wasn't talking about our teachers "BEING ON FB!" I meant that one:


Minimum 100 words. And you know that wise Spanish proverb "Todo lo que sube baja."? Well, if there's a minimum, there must be a maximum. Using a complex algorithm I was able to calculate that the maximum of words is exactly... HERE!?
Sorry, I have to go!

You know I like to write satiric posts, but please always read my post along with your sense of humour right by your side. That friend of yours will help you to enjoy my posts without being too serious. But if you think my criticism is good, feel free to take it seriously. Hehe.


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